Friday, April 11, 2008

OF LOVE..LUST AND PASSION

The sight of you

Took my breath away
I could never have imagined
That this could be the day

The hardness of your body
Was inviting to touch
The smoothness of your sheen
Made me want you very much

You stood before me
In all grandeur and magnificence
My heart was racing, my palms.. sweating
Can I ride you.. with any confidence?

I lick my quivering lips
And nervously approach your inviting smile
I enter your sleek embrace
And decided.. we can go for miles

I sit in your strong arms
And you excite me to the core
I twist and caress you at just.. the right spot
With that I hear you roar

I think we are both ready now
To experience the ultimate passion
You make me want to be with you all night long
Could this be the end of my innocence?

We are both excited now
Together we can make it happen
They look at us and said "Wow....
"How did she manage to bag this beastly legend?"

Yes.. Yes.. Yes..
I finally achieved the impossible
With you I am now the best
Oh my darling Brad..
My 1.6 Deep Metalllic Red Satria Neo..
Now that we are finally together..
We are indeed unstoppable...

My dear darling readers.. today I finally got my brand new dream car after well.. dreaming about it for so long.. this is a poem in tribute to the joyous and monumental occasion... if you ever at any point of reading this entry started to think about something else.. besides the car.. for the love of God.. get your mind out of the gutter!! Please!! Its just a frigging car!!














Thursday, April 10, 2008

A PRAYER

I talk to God
Whenever I feel pain
Though I don't know for sure that He'd listen
I know my efforts are never in vain

I talk to God
Each time I am confused
I sought His guidance, I needed His support
Soon I knew, just which path to choose

I talk to God
When I am upset
He calms me down, He gives me strength
Then..I have the will to forge ahead

I talk to God
When things are at their bleakest
When I'd lost all rhyme & reason
I find the strength to beat the challenges

I talk to God
Everytime I am afraid
He gives me courage, He renews my faith
Immediately..my inhibitions begin to fade

I talk to God
When I needed answers
I may not get them directly
But He sends them through His Messengers

I talk to God
Whenever I feel happy
Success tastes better, memories..even sweeter
When you remember to thank the Al-Mighty

I talk to God
When I spiral out of control
I forgot Him for a very long time
Yet.. He got me back on track & rejuvenated my soul

I talk to God
Whenever I .. just miss Him
Never again will I find another "love"
Who completes me from deep within

I talk to God
It is more than just a prayer
He heals my heart, renews my spirit, protects my soul
Alhamdulillah... my life now is so much better

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

TOP 10 REASONS TO GIVE YOUR TOP MANAGEMENT ON WHY U ARE GETTING MARRIED

Recently a dear colleague of mine was made to write a "Show Cause" letter by our Top Management on Why She is Getting Married after she was magnanimous enough to give them invitations to her wedding..now.. being the kaypo helpful colleague that I am, I decided to

add fuel to fire

assist her in coming up with the reasons for her wanting to get married.. to include in her show cause letter, and I am sharing it with you.. in case u ever find yourself in the same predicament..

1) I am horny

2) I want to have legally and religiously permissible sex

3) He's hot, rich and wants me bad.. need I say more?

4) I am in my mid-twenties and ready to embrace the challenges and responsibilities of domestic life!! :P

5) I am horny

6) My mom, dad, aunts and the entire neighbourhood is pestering me to get hitched

7) I am not exactly blessed with Angelina Jolie's looks.. might be another lifetime before I get an opportunity like this again

8) We got a bargain on the wedding and honeymoon package!

9) I think I look awful cute in that wedding dress

10) I am horny

AT TIMES LIKE THESE...

I tried & I tried.. and its still the same
I never could get better
I never could win this game

Between many choices I stumble & I ponder
Yet whichever path I pursue
I always end up none the wiser

To wish wholeheartedly it becomes obsession
To dare put a glimmer of hope
But never manifest them into actions

To keep at arms length what you desire to embrace
To fear all forms of expectations
Yet end up broken in a daze

I guess theres nothing to do..
its always gonna be this way
I am holding my head high and moving on
And maybe hoping for a better day...


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