DAY 2 : REVENGE OF THE SCORNED FELINE

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up feeling pretty good and remembering the super yummy tuna from yesterday with great excitement. I stretched slowly, feeling the warmth and comfort of my new bed ahhhh...and... hey, wait a minute, this was not the place I felt asleep at last night. Why does it feel so cold underneath my belly? Why does this place have a wet and soapy smell? I looked around slowly, adjusting my sleepy eyes to my surroundings.. What on earth was I doing, sleeping in the bathroom? Then I remembered all that happened yesterday, the planned second shower and my doubt of Cute Lady's sanity. Was she planning on ambushing me and giving me a shower in my sleep? I looked around some more and noticed that even the tuna packet was gone. Damn it!

Cute Lady entered the bathroom shortly, looking not so cute anymore. In fact, I could barely recognise her in the hideous fish monger shorts, raggedy vegetable seller singlet, heavy rimmed granny glasses and tousled hair. OMG!! It's amazing what make up and a hairdryer can do to a human being. No wonder the beauty industry is such a lucrative one.

She greeted me good morning and brought some more of that tasty tuna with her! Yay! Okay Cute Lady, you are back in my good books! She even took the time and trouble to clean up the mess I made at the area I slept. You see... some human kids go through a phase in their lives as bed-wetters, cats on the other hand go through a phase as bed-crappers. Not a pretty sight, but hey the call of nature beckons at any time! Even when you are fast asleep.

She mentioned something about needing to get ready for work and left to shower (herself, not me. Thank god!) in the other bathroom. I wanted to ask her tons of questions, but before I could even attempt to do so, she was ready and gone, locking up the bathroom and leaving me all alone with lots of tuna and nothing to do!

This is not right. What happened to watching American Idol reruns in the living room, sharpening my nails at the sofa and just jumping around from one kitchen cabinet to the next for no apparent reason? She can't do this to me? She can't! She just absolutely can't! Well not without paying a heavy price for it. You can't mess with... errmm..wait what's my name again? I forgot..I don't have one.. well not yet anyways. My old mommy just called me "Oit!" most of the time.  Regardless..she should've thought twice before messing with me!

Just for fun.. and just because I am absolutely bored to my skull.. I decided to have a little fun and created my own adventure game. It's called "spray-your-piss-and-crap-to-as-many-walls-as-possible-in-the-entire- bathroom". Yay! This is going to be challenging and super fun at the same time. Plus, I get to practice my shooting and aiming skills. Woohoo!

I can't wait to see her reaction when she gets back. She mentioned that she will be home quite late today. Its alright.. patience is a naturally inherent virtue of every feline... I shall wait for her .... patiently..for as long as I have to....