12 WAYS TO IDENTIFY YOUR TRUE FRIENDS

This entry is solely dedicated to Sham & Adri as per their shameless request!

1. Real friends are those who you actually remember their names/nicknames & face on friendster after not logging in for more than 5 weeks!!

2. Real friends notice immediately when you’ve done something to your hair and will shout across the room full of people to let u know that they do

3. Real friends will offer to come up to your house and beat up your housemates for treating you like shit

4. Having done that they would then offer to help you find new housemates.. :)

5. Real friends will introduce you to intoxicating substances served by hot Arab men and turn you into a hopeless junkie

6. Real friends will believe you when you tell them that you ARE a virgin

7. Real friends will emotionally blackmail you for forgetting their birthday for the rest of your life…. or at least until you treat them to the intoxicating substance mentioned in #5

8. Real friends can tell you that you are going to hell for your sins and still have you love them enough to attend their children’s birthday parties.

9. Real friends will buy you earrings when they see it at the mall but tell you that you only have 5 days to claim it from them before it becomes their sole property.

10. Real friends will join you in a bitchfest of the people you don’t like, even if its someone they are “technically” related to…

11. Real friends will text you naughty jokes in class to wake you up when they notice you sleeping and falling off the chair!

12. Failing that, the same friends will then help you get back on that chair when you fall off anyways