TOP 10 ADVICE TO GIVE YOUR KID BROTHER/ NEPHEW WHEN HE BECOMES SCHOOL PREFECT

My 9-year-old nephew was made a school prefect recently. Now.. being a former

notorious successful prefect myself in my primary days, I've compiled a list of tips to give him and also for you to give to your kid brother/ nephew/ niece etc in order to make them a naughty but cool good prefect. Enjoy...

1. Prefect = authority = power = ability to extort other kids’ lunch money with ease

2. For as long as you look super innocent and do well in class.. you can challenge the naughtiest kid in school to a fight outside school hours and get away with it

3. You CAN challenge the same kid to a fight during school hours and STILL get away with it

4. Toy guns and toy cuffs CANNOT be used in reprimanding the baddies naughty kids

5. If you are gonna bring your PSP/Gameboy to school, make sure you are privy to the spot check days/ dates

6. If your dad/grandpa is going to embarrass you by proudly telling kids in school that you are a prefect when he drops you off in the morning…. its better to walk.. or take the bus!!

7. No one would believe the big fat notorious kid if he reports you to the Principal. so yeah.. go ahead and beat the crap out of the bugger!

8. If caught..you are not playing truant/ gallivanting about school, instead, you have willingly sacrificed part of your education time for the sake of safeguarding the peace and sanctity of the masses

9. 9 out of 10 girls find boys in ties and prefect badges ultra sexy..so go ahead and ask her out

10. Official Prefect Duty : can range from asking a good prefect friend next door for drinks during BM period to skipping PJ for an "important meeting", use it freely without guilt…:)