MY TOP 10 QUIRKY, NON-CONFORMING TAKE ON THE MALAYSIAN POLITICAL SCENE

Part of my job, requires me to observe political articles in all local dailies and conduct a weekly analysis on the subject matter. Yes.. like most Malaysians with average intelligence, I too am sick and tired of the 'political mudslinging fiesta' that has been going on in our good old Bolehland by both, our Barisan Ngarut and Pakatan Rongak.. especially when the same tired issues get brought up repeatedly by both sides. Having said that however, I did notice some things that may have slipped the attention of many Malaysians through out this entire saga. I am sure many of you will find the following take to be as interesting as I did..

1) Unlike Wan Azizah and Rosmah Mansor who are also heavily involved and greatly implicated in the political turmoils of their respective significant others.. Jeanne Abdullah is still happily going around planting trees and flowers, launching arts and crafts bazaars and attending school and village exhibitions; perfectly oblivious to the grave political situation facing her darling husband..Life goes on.. doesn't it Jeanne?

2) Between the two of them, Anwar Ibrahim and Wan Azizah have produced some pretty good looking offsprings.. all of whom however, are in dire need of some serious fashion advice.. !!

3) Khairy has shifted from making irrelevant nonsensical comments involving Mat Rempits (like sending them the North Pole to wave the Malaysian flag) to making irrelevant nonsensical comments involving the media & Anwar Ibrahim..(like his take on the Anwar-Shabery Debate, his DEMANDS of Anwar's DNA sample and his advocacy of the Freedom of the Press).. an improvement indeed!

4) No one notices whether Pak Lah sleeps in meetings or Parliamentary Proceedings anymore.. sigghhh :(

5) The average Malaysian Muslims now realise that the Islamic concepts like Muzakarah, Mubahalah, Mudarabah and Mutawasitah are not members of the same family!

6) Mukhriz Mahathir totally rocks the Bald-Head-French-Goatee-Look!! Yeargh! Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor Material indeed!

7) Sodomite Saiful.. isn't he a jambu? How could Anwar have resisted?

8) Che Det The Blog : Wow.. ol' man's apt with technology.. who would've thought??

9) Deja vu 1998 : Where is Ummi Hafilda & Azizan? Malaysia is anxiously anticipating their grand comeback.. (dengan imej seksi??)

10) Is it me.. or is Azmin Ali ALOT chunkier now compared to 10 yrs ago? Guess it runs in the family (Azwan.. Ummi.. )