TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

As recent as 3 weeks ago, I had an amazing first date! Really! The best one I've ever had in my entire life. The magical one where your outfit worked (thanks to Anfaal, Lina n Feroz), your date was hot and everything just went smoothly and you left with this wonderful magical feeling that you only watched in movies or read about in a Cheesy B-Grade Discount Bin Romance Novels fairy tale . I was so fortunate to experience this and even more fortunate to have this budding romance blossomed into something more. That's right folks..the President of the Singles Gedik Flirts Club hereby officially resigns... :) anyways.. below are some tips on what NOT to do on a first date so that you too may enjoy that one special magical night that could possibly lead to something more..

1) Talk about your fascination with intoxicating substances and how you spent the night before indulging in some

2) Come clean and admit that hazel is not your natural eye colour

3) Trip over a cute two year old and fall flat on your face on the way to the bathroom

4) Scream at the top of your lungs like you are going to die when your date almost ran into the back of a car with the bike you both were on

5) Point to that same two-year old Eurasian toddler at the next table and say how if your genes merged your kid will look exactly like that

6) Give in to option C-breakfast in bed, when given a choice of where to have breakfast for your second date

7) Spend a fortune doing your hair for the date despite knowing that you'd be chauferred around on a superbike whilst wearing a tight helmet

8) Suggest a club full of rempits, feng taus and wannabe school kids and let him think that its the coolest happiest place on earth after Disneyland

9) Laugh and snort so hard till the orange juice comes out of your nose

10) Spend more time talking to the suspiciously-gay amoi waitress than talking to your date