TOP TEN THINGS ID LIKE TO ACHIEVE IN 2009 IN ORDER TO GIVE MY LIFE MORE MEANING BUT WHICH WILL NOT NECESSARILY DO SO WHEN I ACTUALLY DO (HUH?)

1) Date a rockstar

2) Become superb at berbalas pantun klasik melayu

3) Grow 3 inch taller and 2 inch slimmer..

4) Learn the art of telling the difference between sawi and salad at the market

5) Overcome my fear of dogs

6) Find newer and more creative ways of deflecting the question, "when are you getting married?"

7) Go on a soul searching journey to Timbuktu

8) Find out where Timbuktu is on the map first

9) Give Brad a facelift

10) Become hotter (oh wait..is that even possible)